Monday, July 25, 2011

The Pod People at the Sausage Factory Are Not Happy

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Part Deux

Wendland, the Sausage Factory president, said in his sermon that people should spend less time in the "Cyber World" and more time with flesh and blood people in their own districts.

As one listener said, "The remarks were clearly pointed."

As I recall, from published accounts, getting a meeting with flesh and blood leaders in two districts is harder than picking up a bar of soap in a shower.

Deputy Doug Englebrecht in the Thrivent District (Everyone knows - Anything Goes) plays hide and seek.

VP Kudu Don Patterson tells people to be the best little sheep they can be. Ewe got to be kidding, Don. If someone cares about sound doctrine in Stalag 13, aka Holy Word Church and Christian Academy, he is excommunicated at once. Matthew 18 is for weaklings, I suppose.

President Wendland, Your Holiness, page reads on Ichabod zoomed as soon as the convention started.